Wayne Rooney & Payton Manning are the same person: A thread
Fact one: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney both have the number 8 in the jersey number, awfully suspicious for two gentlemen who claim not to be the same gentleman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
Fact one: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney both have the number 8 in the jersey number, awfully suspicious for two gentlemen who claim not to be the same gentleman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Fact one: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney both have the number 8 in the jersey number, awfully suspicious for two gentlemen who claim not to be the same gentleman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">">
Fact one: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney both have the number 8 in the jersey number, awfully suspicious for two gentlemen who claim not to be the same gentleman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Fact one: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney both have the number 8 in the jersey number, awfully suspicious for two gentlemen who claim not to be the same gentleman https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">">
Fact two: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney are both white, huge give away here
Fact two: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney are both white, huge give away here
Fact two: Payton Manning & Wayne Rooney are both white, huge give away here
Fact three: a quick google search “Wayne Rooney and Payton Manning in the same room” comes up with nothing, that’s pretty fucking suspicious if you ask me.
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