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In case anyone needs a smile, here’s a list of Peebs rules with some of my favorite pictures.
1) if I can sleep on it, it’s mine.
1) if I can sleep on it, it’s mine.
2) if I hear it, it’s a threat.
3) if you hear it, go handle it for me.
4) if I can see you, pay attention to me.
5) if you’re napping, leave half the couch for me.
6) if you ate something and didn’t share, I’m not mad I’m just disappointed.
7) if I eat something, you can’t get mad because it’s your fault.
8) if I smell something, it’s mine.
9) if I see you bathing, I will watch you so you don’t drown.
10) I want it, it’s mine.
11) if I see a delivery person, I will protect you even if they are 5 houses away.
12) if I see you with time to sit, you have time to cover me with my blankets.
13) if you’re sad, let me just shove my face into yours until I sniff out the problem.
14) if I’m sleeping, you can’t move.
15) if you’re sleeping, it’s fine if I step on your face.
16) if it’s mine, it’s always mine. Even if I forget about it and you find it, it’s still mine.
17) if you sit, your butt is mine.
18) if you lay down, you must look at my butt.
19) if you bought something for me once, I expect it all the time.
20) if you have time to play on your phone, you have time to tell me I’m pretty.
21) if I knock you phone out of your hand, you also have time to tell me I’m pretty.
22) if I see you leave, I assume you’re leaving forever.
24) if I hear you come home, I greet you like it’s been ten years and you weren’t walking to the corner store.
25) if you love me, I’ll love you forever. /fin
