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SIP antics
dad: 3pm! im almost done w work
me: already??
dad: yeah i started at 7 unlike some lazy ppl who were still in bed...
me: ok roast me i guess
dad: 3pm! im almost done w work
me: already??
dad: yeah i started at 7 unlike some lazy ppl who were still in bed...
me: ok roast me i guess
me: mom why do u always spray a ton of perfume after youve /showered/
mom: this is my only joy in life let me have this
mom: this is my only joy in life let me have this
spent 20 min showung off my sisters island to my parents and they were rly enjoying it and also that i was just shaking the fruits off the trees, digging random holes, and hitting chi w a net
chi showing off her outfit inspired by our dad
mom: wow so cool
mom: wow so cool
after our daily post dinner walks my mom took her jacket off, draped it over a chair and then proceeded to put the jacket back on
dad: thats a nice garage door
me: i pointed that out two weeks ago
dad: i prolly wasn& #39;t listening bc i was too busy focusing on my breathing
me: i pointed that out two weeks ago
dad: i prolly wasn& #39;t listening bc i was too busy focusing on my breathing
my dad has reached the point of boredom where he is working for fun
panda& #39;s been having a deal $20 for a family feast and my family has ordered this week and last week already
MY PARENTS ARE ON A ZOOM CALL W THEIR FRIENDS 
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their friends keep asking why they dont have video....my dad said its bc theyre not wearing clothes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦♀️" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">
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my parents have been watching this viet game show and ive never seen them laugh so hard at anything in my two and a half decades of life. like laugh so hard they dont even make a sound its so cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
on our walk today
me: look a butterfly
mom: is that a tiger butterfly?
she then proceeds to pantomime catching it w a net and showing it off
me: look a butterfly
mom: is that a tiger butterfly?
she then proceeds to pantomime catching it w a net and showing it off
my dad has put on some quarantine weight so periodically throughout the day he will be on the deck doing light stretches and exercises and u can just hear him jogging in place https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
i just sneezed a bunch and my mom joked that it was prolly bc anthony misses me LMAO
before our walk today my dad suddenly whipped out this bandana that he had painted some fish on 40 years ago LMAO what a guy
