coding phrases that don& #39;t exist but should:

perl-clutching: being controlling about how others code

the floor is java: religiously avoiding certain languages or frameworks for no real reason

seeing i to i: when developers actually agree on something

coding phrases that should exist, part 2:

missing the forest for the binary trees: obsessing about optimization instead of actually writing code

hit the stack: going to bed, but laying awake thinking about that bug

hot fixato: devs arguing about who broke production