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avpol but avdol has to desperately convince polnareff that he’s not actually in love with joseph
you know That Scene, the mistaken for fucking one? that but it keeps happening and polnareff keeps walking in at the worst possible moment and avdol is in hell
polnareff, in tears: i understand if im not good enough for you but you don’t have to rub it in my face!!!
avdol: do you. think? that joseph would be any better??? are we talking about the same joseph???
avdol: do you. think? that joseph would be any better??? are we talking about the same joseph???
polnareff: i get it he’s older he’s dashing he has so much to offer but it’s just-
avdol, turning to kakoyin: hey i am just asking has everyone gone fucking crazy or did i wake up in opposite world
avdol, turning to kakoyin: hey i am just asking has everyone gone fucking crazy or did i wake up in opposite world
avdol asking joseph to help him convince polnareff that they’re not a couple and joseph agrees but. naturally it just makes things worse
jotaro finally has to sit polnareff down and go hey idiot. he’s in love with you
this is also such a good au w the fact that caesar is alive and fine and joseph has two spouses and when he calls them for advice on dealing with the situation they laugh at him for ten minutes and then hang up
caesar calls back just long enough to say “you don’t actually expect me to believe polnareff thinks avdol would lower his standards to be in love with you right” and joseph’s just like “ok first of all we literally made a baby together and second of all :(“
joseph: i’m gonna tell suzie you were bullying me again!!caesar: go ahead she’s going to take my side!!
jotaro, from the car, leaning on the horn: if you don’t stop arguing like the awful old queens you are im driving this into the side of dio’s mansion right now and ending it
jotaro, from the car, leaning on the horn: if you don’t stop arguing like the awful old queens you are im driving this into the side of dio’s mansion right now and ending it
kakoyin: why do we want polnareff to be happy, exactly
jotaro: first off if avdol doesn’t love him back his stupid little bird heart will shrivel up and die so you can’t bully him anymore and second what if we just want my grandad to suffer more. look at it that way, maybe
jotaro: first off if avdol doesn’t love him back his stupid little bird heart will shrivel up and die so you can’t bully him anymore and second what if we just want my grandad to suffer more. look at it that way, maybe
kakoyin: okay i admit, tantalizing prospect, but what do you want us to do to hook him up with avdol
jotaro: sorry, are you asking me for advice on how to improve someone’s love life
kakoyin: no you’re right, my mistake. iggy, advice??
iggy: >83c
kakoyin: good talk
jotaro: sorry, are you asking me for advice on how to improve someone’s love life
kakoyin: no you’re right, my mistake. iggy, advice??
iggy: >83c
kakoyin: good talk
they end up doing the full kiss the girl moment which joseph finds a way to fuck up somehow but by that point avdol has absolutely Had Enough and just grabs pol to lay a kiss on him, so there’s no more doubt about who he loves
which is when polnareff realizes his number one kink is avdol being assertive and taking the intitiative, actually,
