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My Tinder is set to NYC, and this morning I’m having fun reading people’s bios.
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Do I have to start listening to Bon Iver, because Ankush sounds perfect?
Eric is such a simpleton. Wings and beer and he’s all yours. We love to see it.
We shall overcome. Trouble don’t last, always.
Same, Cody. There’s no need to stay up later than 10pm. The best part of your day has passed.
Rogers is the only human being not looking for sex at the moment. Surely.
Hector’s bio made me swipe right. I wanna keep him company while he makes me feel better about my love life. 
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Hmmm... I don’t know, Adam. I like and simultaneously resent your choices?
Until I wanna jump off the balcony because you won’t shake off your sadness at Bernie Sanders dropping out of the presidential nomination race...
