gf& #39;s sleep talking again, tonight she& #39;s going
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I& #39;m a race car
SHIT TITS
I wanna be a bird mama
watch me fly
she& #39;s also got baby fever rn
IF I DONT GET A POP TART IMMA FUCKING RIOT
Singing funky town
Im not a race car shut the fuck up bitch
THIS IS WHY OBAMA GAVE YOU RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER BANG BANG

i am dead fucking laughing so hard
I love you shrek
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