occasionally struck by paralyzing fear of antifreeze poisoning
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        great now that i’ve voiced this fear i’m gonna be constantly afraid someone saw this tweet and decided to poison me just to fuck with me
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        great now that i tweeted this reply someone is going to read it and get the idea to poison me with antifreeze
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                                    
                    
                        
                        
                        great now that I replied again someone will ge-
                        
                        
                        
                        
                                                
                    
                    
                
                 
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