God: "So.. The era you are interested in is racist. Humans racialized as white receive unfair privileges. Black people have been oppressed for centuries. If you like, I could send you to another era this time around, or put you in a white bod--"

Soul: "Nah. Make me black."

God: "Aiight. Fine, ya black. But.. I should also mention that this particular era is patriarchal and sexist. People on Earth think I& #39;m a man, they listen to men, and well, it might not be a bad idea to consider embodying as a ma--"

Soul: "Nah. Make me woman. A black woman."

God: "I mean, excellent choice, don& #39;t get me wrong. But.. you& #39;re going to have to work 3 times harder than almost anyone else. Might I interest you in being straight?"

Soul: *peers over glasses*

God: "Kidding! The least we can do is give you some pleasure and make you queer.."