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Husband, day 2 of being home. Goes outside to mess with the yard, leaves or grass, whatever. I hear him on the roof! He used my 1 jug of Clorox to clean the 2 areas on our roof that get too much shade.
You know what you can& #39;t buy right now other than toilet paper? Clorox.
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Social distancing with an extrovert Day 3
Awoke this morning to find he had washed and brushed out our Golden, set up a bunch of conference calls for this week and placed an online order with a grocery store for afternoon pick up. It& #39;s only midday & the pacing has already begun.
Awoke this morning to find he had washed and brushed out our Golden, set up a bunch of conference calls for this week and placed an online order with a grocery store for afternoon pick up. It& #39;s only midday & the pacing has already begun.
Day 4, Uneventful so far. (I& #39;m afraid to even think it!) Also afraid to let the ExV(Extrovert) out of my sight. We have had 2 different conference calls(work) and video calls with the daughters. Maybe that will hold him for today.
Day 6 of Self-Isolation with ExoV
Day 5 was funny. Had to convince him that HE had to wear pants during MY video conference call. He had conference calls of his own but said he didn& #39;t need pants for those. Now I wonder about everyone I am talking to. Do THEY have pants on?
Day 5 was funny. Had to convince him that HE had to wear pants during MY video conference call. He had conference calls of his own but said he didn& #39;t need pants for those. Now I wonder about everyone I am talking to. Do THEY have pants on?
Day 6 continued:
How many times can 1 person ask you - whatcha doing? Who& #39;re you talking to? Omg. What is he, 6?
How many times can 1 person ask you - whatcha doing? Who& #39;re you talking to? Omg. What is he, 6?
Day 6
We /might/ have spoken with a writer about the current trends in working from home attire- to be clear we are both fashion train wrecks. Afterwards, hubby asked to see my tweets.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> Thankfully, he laughed. He was happy I hadn& #39;t taken pictures of him working in his bb& #39;s.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
We /might/ have spoken with a writer about the current trends in working from home attire- to be clear we are both fashion train wrecks. Afterwards, hubby asked to see my tweets.
Let& #39;s be honest, I probably would have, except for the fears over what he would post on his f*cebook. Payback is indeed a b-tch.
Day 9 S.I. with an Extrovert
It& #39;s like living with my supervisor or an elderly aunt. No, picking on me is NOT a form of entertainment. No. If I am leaning, I don& #39;t have to clean. No, just because I can, doesn& #39;t mean I have to. And, yes, because I want to is a valid reason.
It& #39;s like living with my supervisor or an elderly aunt. No, picking on me is NOT a form of entertainment. No. If I am leaning, I don& #39;t have to clean. No, just because I can, doesn& #39;t mean I have to. And, yes, because I want to is a valid reason.
My god, I& #39;ve regressed to my teenage self.
Day 10 with a trapped extrovert
Just added schnapps to my tea. It& #39;s just now noon.
Just added schnapps to my tea. It& #39;s just now noon.
Day 15 trapped with an assh*le Extrovert
Last 4 days Hubby has started picking on me/teasing me like I am his sister -or a playground crush.
Totally separate, do they have a drop off location, like an animal shelter, for husbands? Asking for a friend.
Last 4 days Hubby has started picking on me/teasing me like I am his sister -or a playground crush.
Totally separate, do they have a drop off location, like an animal shelter, for husbands? Asking for a friend.
Day 16 Stuck inside with a lunatic
Trying new meds for his ADHD. Today. Is it possible he& #39;s worse? He& #39;s pretty much climbing the walls. Keeps asking me questions, then asks what I meant by ----, which isn& #39;t what I said at all. My life is stuck on a Wash, Rinse, Repeat, cycle
Trying new meds for his ADHD. Today. Is it possible he& #39;s worse? He& #39;s pretty much climbing the walls. Keeps asking me questions, then asks what I meant by ----, which isn& #39;t what I said at all. My life is stuck on a Wash, Rinse, Repeat, cycle
Let me specify, it is just now noon & we have already had too many of these conversations to even count! I am already exhausted.
