Am I doing this online dating thing right?
I think I& #39;m just going to start posting my online dating fails, one a day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">

P.s. he unmatched right after this... I have a feeling my troll was not appreciated OR understood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I think I& #39;m just going to start posting my online dating fails, one a day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=P.s. he unmatched right after this... I have a feeling my troll was not appreciated OR understood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" title="I think I& #39;m just going to start posting my online dating fails, one a day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">P.s. he unmatched right after this... I have a feeling my troll was not appreciated OR understood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
One word answers literally drive me up a wall.

Another successful unmatch in the books https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
LOOKING FOR A GAMER GF BTW.

HERE, TAKE MY GAME AND BE A GAMER.
WHY MEN. WHY.

"Sup. Can we talk about sex?"
Today& #39;s hot take...

I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Today& #39;s hot take...I mention we all have negatives and positives.... And this guy goes on a whole trip https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
And then throws, nonchalantly, "what you thinking"

Like, bro... I don& #39;t even know wtf I& #39;m thinking anymore https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
"100% real and satisfaction guaranteed".... Having that in your profile SCREAMS the opposite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
"100% real and satisfaction guaranteed".... Having that in your profile SCREAMS the opposite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title=""100% real and satisfaction guaranteed".... Having that in your profile SCREAMS the opposite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
"100% real and satisfaction guaranteed".... Having that in your profile SCREAMS the opposite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title=""100% real and satisfaction guaranteed".... Having that in your profile SCREAMS the opposite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
Suddenly it was "oh yeah, some people do that huh" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Don& #39;t mess with my curfew Anthony https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">
Suddenly it was "oh yeah, some people do that huh" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Don& #39;t mess with my curfew Anthony https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">" title="Suddenly it was "oh yeah, some people do that huh" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">Don& #39;t mess with my curfew Anthony https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">">
Suddenly it was "oh yeah, some people do that huh" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Don& #39;t mess with my curfew Anthony https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">" title="Suddenly it was "oh yeah, some people do that huh" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">Don& #39;t mess with my curfew Anthony https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">">
Sarcasm + pretending to be dumb: best way to teach manners one at a time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">

(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)
I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)" title="I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)">
I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)" title="I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)">
I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)" title="I found a real gem on tinder. Unfortunately I shouldn& #39;t have called him out this soon, I should& #39;ve waited for the show bobs and vagene first https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">(Not hiding pic because it& #39;s obv a fake. The little pic was still showing a dif guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)">
What. A. Catch.

Freaky needy girls apply directly with him pls.
Hey if you& #39;re gonna call yourself boring, I& #39;m not gonna stop you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
We have a PANDEMIC and men keep trolling for strange on tinder. Y& #39;all a whole other species bruh.
#ModernRomance
At the very least he was SUPER quick to take the hint and leave https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">">
I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">">
I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="I& #39;m starting a new trend Nunu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">">
We stan people that admit they might be wrong! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">
(Let& #39;s pretend I posted this before midnight.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">)

When a guy tries convincing you to show bobs by saying that you& #39;ll be "memorable" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
(Let& #39;s pretend I posted this before midnight.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=)When a guy tries convincing you to show bobs by saying that you& #39;ll be "memorable" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" title="(Let& #39;s pretend I posted this before midnight.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">)When a guy tries convincing you to show bobs by saying that you& #39;ll be "memorable" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
(Let& #39;s pretend I posted this before midnight.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=)When a guy tries convincing you to show bobs by saying that you& #39;ll be "memorable" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" title="(Let& #39;s pretend I posted this before midnight.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">)When a guy tries convincing you to show bobs by saying that you& #39;ll be "memorable" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">">
It& #39;s coming to Twitter also https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Asking for science https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
This isn& #39;t fun anymore https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
STOP FLAKING!

Just give him head 4head
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