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Not to be dramatic, but if I were as attractive as the characters I get to voice, I would be hotter than the third ring of the seventh circle of hell, which is a burning desert with boiling blood rivers and fire rain, which amusingly is where the gays are punished so I guess yeah
My favorite thing about the Inferno is that it starts with really straightforward circles (eg lust, gluttony), and then by the time you start getting to wrath and fraud, Dante has to start getting super specific about the types and ends up with 10 subsections for the 8th circle
Dante: I started off with really simple circles for hell, but I’ve kind of written myself into a weird philosophical corner by number 6 and have to add these subsections
His editor: I mean, you could revise and simplify—
Dante: no no, I’ve gone this far, may as well keep going
His editor: I mean, you could revise and simplify—
Dante: no no, I’ve gone this far, may as well keep going
Editor: how’s the inferno going? did you get that rant out of your system?
Dante: yeah, but now I’m sold on this concept, what if I kept going, only this time I made my enemies feel bad by talking about people who are better than them?
Editor: oh god
Dante: that’s the goal, yes
Dante: yeah, but now I’m sold on this concept, what if I kept going, only this time I made my enemies feel bad by talking about people who are better than them?
Editor: oh god
Dante: that’s the goal, yes
Editor: you can& #39;t just write self-insert bible fanfiction
Dante: watch me
Editor: are you seriously having all the great Greek and Roman poets hang out with you in Limbo and talk about how great you are
Dante: I wrote what I wrote
Dante: watch me
Editor: are you seriously having all the great Greek and Roman poets hang out with you in Limbo and talk about how great you are
Dante: I wrote what I wrote
