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jensen, #pleasedonteatthat, a list.

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toilet
phone chargers
extension cords
laptop
crib
bass for sound system
dog food
dog water
water bottles
my hair
toilet paper
nebulizer tube
his amber necklace
couches
my slippers
my flip flops
plastic grocery bag
my diaper bag

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diapers
wipes
drawstrings on my sweaters
plastic cups from @fuzzystacoshop
the refrigerator
the laminate floor
long dangly earrings while in my ears

bath bubbles

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his car seat straps

his hair brush
bath toys
bath soap bottles
bath sponge
bath faucet

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his pediatrician’s clipboard

#pleasedonteatthat #throwback

toilet paper

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his laundry basket

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my laundry basket

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my wristlet. #pleasedonteatthat – at Chiropractic Wellness Cafe

his balance bike
a coaster
Vick’s baby vapor rub

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a side table drawer

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his food bowls

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my car keys
poker chips at CG

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my phone with him as my lock screen

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my bra

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the door stop with a fun echo sound

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5 pieces of dog food at once.

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he did NOT like my reaching into his tiny mouth and grabbing them one by one as I yelled, “Not on my watch!”

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a plastic syringe for his cough syrup

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