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Petition to treat genders like operating systems
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"Oh, I dual boot."
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"Oh, I dual boot."
"At work I use Corporate Femme but at home I run Apocalyptic Fuckboi."
"Let& #39;s hang out tonight. I& #39;ll bring over a copy of Femininity and we& #39;ll set you up with a custom install."
"Ugh, don& #39;t listen to him, he& #39;s been running the same unpatched version of Masculinity for 10 years."
"I hear you& #39;re getting top surgery."
"Yeah I was sick of running BIND."
"Yeah I was sick of running BIND."
(lol)
"So, did you come out to your parents, yet?"
"Nah, I& #39;m still running a VM."
"Nah, I& #39;m still running a VM."
"Excuse me, hardware interrupt."
*goes to bathroom*
*goes to bathroom*
"Oh, you& #39;re genderfucked?"
"Yeah I like to write my own mods."
"Yeah I like to write my own mods."
"Your "natural look" makeup is so lightweight!"
"I do a lot of work in embedded systems."
"I do a lot of work in embedded systems."
*sits down in beautician& #39;s chair*
Overclock me
Overclock me
