#Weeks

Annie Exotic

DirtyWater444

How many people think #COVID19 was here in January? In retrospect I'm pretty sure one of my best friends had it. She had a horrible cough and fever she couldn't

Dr Unintentionally Bad*ss 🤓

de_cive

I didn’t watch the election returns in 2016 because I just knew he would win. I cried the next morning (the 1st of ~2 weeks of tears), saying to hubs

Tom Pelissero

TomPelissero

The NFL and NFLPA agreed to daily COVID-19 testing for the first 2 weeks of camp, after which they’ll look at positivity rates. If the rate drops below 5% for

Rich Homie Kyle

kwill1000

1... I moved to Dallas to work in tech, I’ve always wanted to be in tech sales. I was thrilled to be recruited by a startup company with a promising

Stands

Stands

Announcement time! We are going to be launching a COVID relief tee this week with the SPN Cast. It will be a 100% profit donation. For our US buyers -

Uma Mahadevan Dasgupta

readingkafka

Twitter acquaintance H sends dm reg 3 persons in his area who need rations. They are painters whose contractor isn’t around. They have no work. Speak Hindi / Bhojpuri. They

Olóyè.

oloye__

To whom it may concern: If you have any failed transaction from the bank and they have failed to revert the funds, giving you stories that touch instead. Do this

Julie Kelly 🇺🇸

julie_kelly2

DeSantis has been pretty unimpressive in his handling of this matter. He could take a bold lead but he’s obviously cowed by media pressure to keep an unjustified (albeit weak)

Jen Roesch

JenRoesch

I knew DOE's "random" testing was drawing from a narrow pool of only 15% of students w/ signed consent forms. But I didn't realize how few students had been tested.

Ọrẹoluwa 🦋

SortOfKnownO

I totally get the intent behind all these "you don't have to be productive now" tweets, but depending on how long we're all home, you probably should at the very

Professor_Palmer

CaryPalmerr

The last few weeks I've begun conducting my own behavioral study in secret. I have been adjusting games at Chuck E Cheese and recording the subconscious response of guest interaction

Bizzy Coy

bizzycoy

I've heard from a few freelance folks who have lost gigs, contracts, or they can't get a pitch through, or their clients/editors have put new work on hold.Freelancers: YOU NOW

Grant

Atf2020G

This is going to be a thread on orgasm manifestation for anyone interested. Sexual energy is a very powerful energy that has been used by the elite and often in

State of Utah COVID-19 Response

UtahCoronavirus

Gov. Herbert on TV right now: In our war against COVID-19, we need our doctors and our nurses.And now, they need us. They are pleading for our help. Tonight I

Wren Brier ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Wrenegadey

Every time that 'why didn't you go to HR' post shows up on my timeline I respond in my head 'because HR was the abuser' (Note: this story is

Cate Eland

RomancingNope

I need someone to explain to me how a Republican fundraiser and a Republican strategist went from political operatives to owning the "largest global supply chain for COVID-19 supplies" in