#Thought

Matthew Bennardo

mbennardo

Every time I talk about Jean Auel's Clan of the Cave Bear, someone will mention its reputation of being thinly-disguised porn. But there is no explicit sex in the book

Barbie Smith

smithsbarbie

I've left the house exactly twice since March 14. If I have COVID-19, I know exactly where and when-I went to the dispensary to stock up on nighttime pills for

Sandra Newman

sannewman

Once I was in a cinema, peacefully trying to watch a movie, when it struck me that if I died right now, I would never have another Dorito. Then I

KC

kcander44

Me: What do you want to name your character?Kid (almost 4): City Jeans.Me: I've literally been paid to come up with character names for a video game and never thought

Gemma Doyle

gemmacdoyle

I have many thoughts but one of them is this: there are thousands of labour members still having to spend a huge amount of time winning back or holding onto

Hydra 🐺

BrianJDennis

One of the most popular misconceptions about Abuja is that there are plenty sugar mummies looking for young boys to spoil with their money in exchange for sexual pleasure. Na

darlene 🥀

bwaydarlene

i’m bored so imma tell y’all my friend’s reactionhttps://twitter.com/bwaydarlene/status/1258983278448480257 so she’s not really into musicals but she does enjoy them. i told her who the characters are and i tell

jill stauffer

Jill

i totally thought i had folded the towels that are in the dryer but turns out i had a very realistic dream about folding the towels and the towels are

Nehel Hafeez

nehel_hafeez

- CSS Thread -Deleting my previous tweets on CSS related queries and posting everything here as a pinned tweet so ya’ll don’t have to look for them or DM me

Gail Simone

GailSimone

Describe a baked good like a cheap detective in a 1940's noir novel describes his new sexy client.GO. "She walked in, sweet and spicy, like she was fresh from the

Coach K

beastcoachk

(1/4)Today I shed a few tears watching how much my girls truly love their Daddy. I can’t fathom the thought of having to tell them he didn’t make it home

Shaun

shaun_vids

a whole lot of americans are mad at me, a british person, for not supporting joe biden enthusiastically enough. maybe i don't get how it works over there, being british

Ky Krebs 🎤🏳️‍🌈

kykrebs

Should I live tweet my air conditioning unit being replaced? I only ask because I know everything is low key boring right now and an older man just referred to

Burnside

BurnsideNotTosh

At turning points in history I am sure most people thought there would be a quick return to normal. Over by Christmas, the Phoney War, the credit crunch, the Euro

Ramblings of A Mad Man

TheRamblingLifa

[thread]1/9So I wanted to talk about the subtle abuse men face. I wanted to do it for awhile now but I really haven't had time to collect my thoughts.(Also this

ari ✾ tma spoilers

arimxndoza

no one asked for it but i’m making a thread of my mom’s reactions to tma bc they’re gold she said, and these were her exact words, “poor