#Thought

BennyYeen42

ProtoyeenBenny

I have a set of water bottles that I usually refill and store in the fridge. Apparently, I left them on the counter for two days without filling them, and

Gwen Graham

GwenGraham

After my last tweet, my first tweet storm. People don’t change. Unless the @GovRonDeSantis that I knew in Congress suddenly became an engaged political tactician, the decisions of the DeSantis

Mark Joseph Stern

mjs_DC

When the NYer realized people thought the Borowitz Report was real, it added NOT THE NEWS to each promo image.The Babylon Bee won’t add a clear satire disclaimer to articles

chethana

iamdatemike

Oh no, how will I live now best part is, to send this message, you have to matchMy man matched with me just to tell me that we couldn't have

Nintendo of Lawrence

af_cobb

Not a parody tweet or anything, I just wanted to tell someone this that wasn’t on my main.I was watching RelaxAlax and I realized that Alpharad is still a Patron.

Emily Gonsalves

emilygonsalves

#Cuties is a somewhat uncomfortable watch. But that's the point.Exposing difficult topics isn't easy nor comfortable.I thought it was worth watching. It showed me how much harder it is for

gray hank hall anti era

trishanakrus

why you should stfu and let your mutuals stan who they wanna stan, a thread: hyperfixations exist. some people need time to come to terms with their fav not being

DA Talks

DATalksYoutube

@RekietaMedia I’m gonna post this here, because I don’t care to give you money. I heard that my small joke about you @thomasroiloup’s stream got you real mad. I’m going

❄️ Amelia ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️

ItsSnowyAmelia

Since this came up while I’m voice chatting with friends...I guess I’ll do a story time...(1/10 or so? idk) So...About a year ago...I went to DQ with my family... and

Srivatsa Subbanna

s_srivats

Google trends from yesterday, first day of the IPL. People looking to know what's happening in the first game of the long awaited IPL Obviously, IPL is the top searched

Katie Rogers

katierogers

It is my sixth @nytimes anniversary today. I read "The Night of the Gun" just before I started here and I think about this passage from David Carr (whom I

Andrew MacDonald 🌈

polesasunder

Desperately craving a scientific conference social evening. I want to pack into a pub with dozens of other nerds. I want to trade funny stories with you. Shout at you

Neeta

aopubblybubbly

There are a few key things that people who don't have OCD don't get about the disorder. 1) It's not just compulsive cleaning or chexking light switches. There are 5

Ash Sarkar

AyoCaesar

Dunno if there’s a problem in Labour with race. All I know is that a staffer briefed a Sunday Times journo that I’d flounced out of HQ in disgust when

saja

GOGYBEAN

i found these posts on ig that explains whats going on in Palestine really well, so i thought id share it with yall in this thread!, please take time to

irony

24kperc

please don't talk about fetishising gay men as if its a drug addiction youre all so creepy and gross god bless i hate this place so fucking much i