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Jonah Coman
MxComan
Why did medieval pigs play bagpipes? The answer might very well be 'cause it's funny' but I also speculate that it might be a materially-coded 'go fuck yourself'. Hear me
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Put It Down Crackhead! 👑🐐🧃⚡️
JRocIsMajor_
Honestly, and this is just from my convos with people from all walks of life, I’ve found that most people usually aren’t mad at us for serving and loving God.
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jessystorm
jessystorm87
My 2 cents about 'our mojo': it was actually a very well thought out episode. Lucifer has the following problem: he loves Chloe a lot more than he loves himself.
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Meg 🍁
MapleMegs
ref: the 'born in the wrong body' tropei was born into my own body, same as everyone else. but, like most trans people, there was a glitch in my physiological
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stanmianmian
Xue Yang knows this guy. Not by name, but by face, and by height, because he is absurdly, inconsiderately tall. He is a regular at Lush. He buys soaps by
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Scha⁷ Gguksies
isggukienyan
It's okay, everyone can dance. You just look awkward and very stiff, but you still can dance because dancing is the movement of your body. You can dance but not
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☆ )): tsaritsa's little jester
sadaoquil
I’m gonna copy that one thread I saw on my tl and mimic it with my own mutuals: things I see my mutuals say which makes me lose my fucking
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Oneirologist
resigneddespair
Winston Churchill and the ethics of Indian tech support scams: a thread India, once the pearl of Asia, used to account for 20% of the world's GDP. However, after the
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Scott
ScottSurvival
1/5Yeah, I pretty much agree.Imperial Space Marine Nationalism is a great long term goal, but we need to take baby steps at the moment.Heck, we aren't even crawling yet.https://twitter.com/arnelsmom/status/1307656308632453121 2/5I
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jasmean
lilbadtrinib
max from max and ruby is a serial killer, a thread: if you didn’t know max from max and ruby is mute. this is because of the theory that max
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James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak
On the page, the line "'Cause she's got a great ass and you've got your head all the way up it" is a Jerry Orbach/Law & Order-style wisecrack, a throwaway.
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정기저기🎀⁷«slow/ia📚»
u4eakooks_net
op was on their way to the hospital & inside the taxi they're in, the radio was talking about something related to the boys winning the hot 100, then dynamite
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Spoopy Stein
Charlotte_Stein
One thing that forever annoys me is how few people seem to notice the appalling bias/racism/misogyny in most cooking shows. Everybody was mad Hermine went, and rightly so. But almost
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Jay😂🤣
AntPastorr
I always knew I was going to be banned, idk how. It seems like a waste of time now, spending countless hours in a server only to be sent away
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KANG DANIEL BILLBOARD
KDN_billboard
Random danity questions thread; - Must tag @konnect_danielk for increase his metrics- RT so more danity can join- Qrt with your answers. you can skip some if u don’t want
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mils 🕊 ᵇˡᵐ
POGUESDUN
tw body image but im sick to fuvking death of seeing people say 'skinny' people aren't allowed to complain or be upset with their body etc, gtfo everyone struggles no
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