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Meg Gardiner

MegGardiner1

Remember the scene in INDEPENDENCE DAY where Jasmine helps rescue the First Lady, & then, around the fire, tells her, “I voted for the other guy?” It’s a wry moment.

True Wit Teacher

TrueWitTeacher

When you go from teaching to admin, do they put you in one of those men in black memory erasers, so you forget everything you hated admin doing to you

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dionysustwttss

Thinking: a thread They say food taste better when you eat it with taken fingers Same hand is funny Act surprised everyone

Tom Ace

TomAce94

@KenCarman @SportsBoyTony listening late on the app, so I don’t know if this has been brought up or not.... But is it fair to think about it like this??... With

Megan ☀️

meganlsenter

hold on the shorts........ not even complaining that they are extremely long but that they did NOT flatter my body whatsoever. fake friends adding another one to this thread

Jules 🥕

gaytequilaaa

i think people on stan twitter need to realise that some forms of activism are helpful and some aren’t. it makes absolutely zero sense to believe that you can last

Hugh

hughxtran

As my LOY Venus transits my 7th house, I have noticed one part of this transit has largely been about counseling, consoling, having conversations, and giving advice to a lot

surfer rosa

globceleste

envie de faire un thread de films chiants comme @smoothiedejano mais je vais perdre tous mes amis her (2013) super chiant ??? joaquin phoenix est moche et la scène de

KAYA NOVA

thekayanova

I noticed when I tell people about dating issues they immediately say “but you’re so amazing! Your person is coming” or “you’re so beautiful, it’s gonna happen!” And I just

ozzie/zadie!—

missingskep

reasons to follow @angelskep a thread for @skeppyextra he is probably the most sweetest person ive ever met in this fandom. in dec, when he joined and i first dmed

The Outsider Humanist

TheOutsiderHum1

Thread about material conditionals for no reason.It's wacky that literally every statement of the form P->Q is true so long as it is not the case that P is true

Shawn Harnish

GUPPYMONEY

For the record @DKSportsbook is offering goal scorer for the France match Leeds vs LilleYet the guy who scored first in the last 5 matches Burak Yilmaz is not offered.

Rebecca L. Spang

RebeccaSpang

Okay. Let's think about this. [a thread]1. July 14, 1789: 800 or so Parisians marched on the Bastille Fortress looking for weapons, ammo. --YES, they found them at this address

Tressie McMillan Cottom

tressiemcphd

I have to tell you something. My long nightmare ended today. Five days ago, in the middle of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC, a *#!? mouse got into my house. Money was

Iain Brassington 🇪🇺

IBrasso

The BMA has issued FAQ guidance on decisions concerning the withholding and withdrawal of treatment in the context of COVID-19: https://beta.bma.org.uk/media/2219/bma-covid-19-long-form-faqs.pdfBrief thread.#Ethics #bioethics #profesionalethics #medi

Anthony P Jackson

lalonip3

This is a long thread of tweets. The first tweet in this thread is my opinion on a subject. This tweet sets the context of my opinion. This one may