#Funny

Skylar

skylarcohn

should I do a comprehensive review of every person I’ve ever had feelings for (w/o using names)? Here we fucking go Guy best friend - liked on and off again

Pratyasha Rath

pratyasharath

Wokeism is winning globally We may need new words now to establish the difference across ideological divides and across how it is used in the West and elsewhere. But

cloo

lesbenoist

jhené aiko blocking people for breathing: a thread no this ones hilarious jhené sees an opinion on her music and she floors it! this weird ass imaginary one sided beef

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ManiiMade

Adobe used to "buy once, use forever" product until they realized that since they're an industry standard, they can just bleed artists try by making them pay for a monthly

jen⁷

yoongibwl

tw// suicideim gonna kill myself lol ive been suicidal for like 4 years now i think. the first time i tried to kill myself was in august 2018 i think.

David Nicholls

DavidNWriter

So many great books out this week that #twitterbooklaunch has become a wild festival like Glasto or the Earls Court Boat Show. Rather than an immense thread on Thursday, there'll

yan

__ijaeologies

WHO [BTS Social Media AU]It was just a normal day when Jin found out that his newly bought coffee maker was broken. "Sino sa inyo ang sumira ng coffee maker?""Hyung,

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MH4182020

I think I’m bad at relationships because I’m scared of helping people that and 1) I’m better at friendships and 2) I kinda care more about music than literally

Daniela Andrade

_choppedliver

i’m bored so i’m going to be rating zodiac signs based on my experiences/relationships with them :) 1. Aries- my dad is an aries and he’s alright but he and

Al_lude

al_lude

This popped up unbidden, and I laughed as I remembered a really funny email trail. 1/nhttps://www.himalmag.com/trivial-pursuit/ Their shocked editor got me to change my chosen phrase to Resident Asshole. I

Kyle

kyle_callaghan

Ngl, today was a struggle. No college work done and no motivation. That just what I need going into the exam period of lockdown....funny how the only part of normal

CONCEPTUAL KNK

AnnieKNK

heading up to the stand up/anti-lockdown rally today. think I might stick out a bit well it's big folks save the children here (of course), just heard a woman

cocaclouds on ig ♡

cocaclouds

things girls want but never ask for ♡ good morning/night texts♡ pictures together ♡ little surprises ♡ a jacket/hoodie with your scent ♡ random but sincere compliments♡ hugs from behind

very intelligent mind user

punished_picnic

every british movie is called 'merry christmas mister crumpet' and its about an 8 year old boy who watches his elderly neighbour die every american movie is called 'speeding bullet'

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1JeiceLaurent

Funny how all the ppl who are innocent sent their s/o to jail... Y’all still be fxcking with ToxicNatsuko weirdo lying a$$ She literally been to jail 3 times and

Wppewrpt

wppewrpt

Thread of reason why wgm couple TAEMIN and NAEUN are not real.feel free to add more reason if you come across this tweet1-Taemin is a successful kpop idol in @SHINee