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frolferguy420
Alright, the @DesMoinesGov City Council meeting is underway. There have been no significant changes to the "racial profiling ordinance" the Council, city staff, and the @DMPolice have proposed. It still
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Allison Hantschel
Athenae
This is Bob. Bob voted for Trump. This is Sally. Sally keeps telling Bob she doesn't want to talk about politics because she knows she and Bob disagree, but Bob
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ᴮᴱ • mun⁷ •₊✜˚.
YE0NFLRTS
if TXT members were teen titan go characters — a thread. YEONJUN as ROBINhe would be the bossy yet loving type of character, wouldn't miss a chance to praise others
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amourjimi
bringing back sum #thanksgivingwithbts and #christmaswithbts memes cuz i thought it was sooo funny before ; a thread its not all abt the 2 #’s but the memes are made
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The Great Gatsby 👔
therayvintheven
Why does online class seemed to drain the shit out of me. A thread So, currently we are supposed to be having our third exam for the first term tomorrow
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Tim Donnelly
timdonnelly
folks in a deep bout of quarantine desperation, I watched the jay and s*lent bob reboot last night and it is truly atrocious, a movie made for no one, just
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🎃 Ren 🎃
MulticlassOrc
My favorite part of #shutupgringo2020 is some of them telling latines what gringo actually means like...You notice the audacity of trying to tell us how OUR language and slang "actually"
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Cartridgeblowers
cart_blowers
Hi, I wrote a long thing. I'm a nobody and you shouldn't listen to me. I'm not even part of the community nor the people affected. That said, these are
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Sam-G
OwusuSamG
#ZedTwitter lets get to know each other a little more so here are a few questions. Quote don't reply add #ZedTwitter to your answer 1. What name do you prefer
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dex is crying
molofv
this is really the only tweet i could find like this. trust me in gdm’s this is how they act. you are not a dog. you’re a human. honestly the
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Uncle Charles
AkwariCharles
I worked in a Call Center and my tolerance level grew so high. Not anymore.A Yoruba caller was routed to my Avaya. I only pick English calls. Since I could
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trish
plutob6by
wcw list; • @chanelbuaby my literal BABIE. i’ve known you for less than a week, but you’re already my favorite, so that says a lot. i love you sm and
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🌈 STREAM TDC: ETERNITY 𖧵
ttubinni
juni catches on pretty quick, about a few hours since soobin had changed his lockscreen, leaning in behind him to whine directly in soobin's ear, "what's my face doing there,
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* / rιde wιтн мe вaвy .
JUNSCONKCO
let’s do this 1. Kang Junseon 2. October 31st 3. Taken by @notprophetcass 4. Both ear lobe with one piercing and a helix on my right ear. Nipple piercings on
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Sean Kelly
StorySlug
Star Trek has taught me that whenever you're having a bad day, you should try shouting "Computer, end program," because you never know. Alternatively, you can throw out a "What
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♡𝖂𝖔𝖑𝖋 𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓♡
soulsvcca
So now we talking shit in songs now?I tried to be quiet and move on, but you still talking shit when I’m not worried about you?! I will air this
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