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Esther Choo MD MPH
choo_ek
I’m so in love with @sarahcpr’s Trump presser re-enactments, I treated myself to her book. I’d been familiar with individual panels from it, but the whole thing is a treat
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matty the banana
albertkills
there is literally noone like you- idk if this is considered as a thread but fuck it, ill do it anywayhttps://twitter.com/albertkills/status/1229789751667879936 she made this and gave it to me last
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Courtney Milan 🦖
courtneymilan
There were some threads recently that I thought about retweeting, and then fell into a pit of worry because retweeting them would bring more anguish and require more emotional labor
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Lee👣
T_Carmen22
Dorathy is blessed w/fans like her. Humour focus patience & smartnessThey trust her & that trust is making them not2pressure her. How they keep assuring her that she must not
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lola
dykefaiths
literally nothing matters anymore so what do i care one like = one buffyverse opinion 1. season six is objectively the best season (sans seeing red), even if it's not
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Cortana: German Mullet Expert
CortanaV
lmao it is THREAD TIMESome fuckin asshole tried to pitch a Bitcoin MLM to me at the gas station while i was on my way to go pick up food.This
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無名の歌手
singnoname
I may or may not have written a thread on the #JDorama acting scene before. I feel like doing one now, so bear with me. Many of us who follow
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liv⁷ ✨🍓
Joonasaurus
NEVER BEFORE SEEN SCREENSHOTS OF THE NEW UPCOMING GENSHIN IMPACT BOSS FIGHT End of threadPlease laugh it’s funny
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daechwitxbun
anyways, here is a thread of some funny things Lea said/did bc i love her and why not: the very beginnings of our lifelong friendship this might seem like bullying,
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Elizabeth Acevedo
AcevedoWrites
Just started ATLA and I’m loving it so far. Katara is such a G and also I want a pet penguin Aang is adorable and whatnot, but if I
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martin blackwood lovebot
AdxmPxrrish
reading red white and royal blue I'm sorry he got his asshole bleached??? Why do I need to know this????? I know next to nothing about Nora and I
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바나나Q aku ni Baechu
_BananaTaeng_
Papol dami ka chat tapos pag sinabihang papol sasabihin nya "di ah friendly lang ako" taga section 6 pero matalino Crush ng mga varsity player nasa section 1 tapos crush
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The Mrs 💍
chantler_tiara
Okay so boom.... I’m dying eggs with my lil cousins and one of them makes a SU inspired egg to give to his mom. Super cute right.! Wellllllllllll apparently the
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Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺
nicktolhurst
Chris Grayling achieves something remarkable...he fails to become the new chair of the powerful Intelligence and Security Committee.......Even though parachuted in by a Conservative govt on a Conservative majority system.Julian
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dai
vietbaddie
not straight cis-men ruining something fun for the girls again... men are so fucking dumb??? employees that work there say “bitch” with a playful tone because that’s the theme of
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Parker🗿check pinned /srs
simpitus
alright i'm sick and tired of this, and i'm NOT gonna be nice about it anymore. stop making fucking ptsd jokes. theyre not funny, and you completely belittle us when
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