#Time

Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🇳🇱 🥪

CliveWismayer

‘We’d like a feasibility study for a tunnel connecting Scotland & N Ireland.’‘That will be £200M’‘No, you don’t understand. We’re not asking you to build it.’‘We know. That’s the cost

Stacey Nightmare

STACEYNIGHTMARE

Rush Limbaugh was terribly jealous of my relationship with Larry King. One time he showed up wearing nothing but a pair of suspenders, one clipped to each testicle. Larry came

kj

KJjpe

People are trying to downplay Chris Browns performances. He kills it every time he steps on stage Comeback king. Effortless ’d performance for his idol during the roughest time of

jack rem x

jackremmington

Ok this week’s Drag Race UK ep:- BIMINI!!! The eyes are the nipples of the face floored me and her runway look was stunning. ‘If you don’t get it straight

Holiday Murshak

amurshak

I learned to code when I left college the 2nd time and was bedridden for a few months. Enough to get a low-level configuration job with a local software company.

ALEX

BIGTRONCH

Rating Ages (starting at newborn to whenever I get tired) — a thread Newborn - 2/10 fuck that shit I would not want to be a newborn 1 - 5/10

Sam Sommers

samsommers

Thread: Things NOT to do when you are reading names or introducing people in a public forum. 1/ These days I get asked to read names a lot, it seems.

Dylan

dyllyp

I worked for the DA’s office for 2 years. I quit because of the system’s treatment of minorities. But Kamala was one of the first DA’s to decriminalize marijuana offenses.

Zach Buchanan

ZHBuchanan

A brief health PSA thread from me:I am a healthy, young, fit 33-year-old man. Two months ago, I had COVID-19. I got over it easily. But now, for the last

PoliMath

politicalmath

Let me tell you a really dumb story about lockdown.I've got a 5 year old who was 4 when this all started. He loves Paw Patrol, but he's the youngest.

Glen McGregor

glen_mcgregor

VAXTRAX: This is significant as it shows no acceleration in the rate of Pfizer vaccine deliveries in January vs December. To reach the target of 4 million Pfizer doses delivered

planefag

planefag

Wait, you're telling us there was *another* President who's will as Commander In Chief was sabotaged by unelected bureaucrats? No shit, really? https://thediplomat.com/2018/06/how-the-deep-state-stopped-a-us-president-from-withdrawi

KJ🥱

theyhatekj

how to get a girlfriend — a thread hint that you want a date by asking her to do a fun activity. this will show her you’re interested without you

Austin Rief ☕️

austin_rief

1/ "Why didn't @morningbrew raise VC money?" is a question I answer a lot.So I thought I'd answer it here for everyone.This is why we didn't raise VC money, and

Helen Tran 🇨🇦

tranhelen

Our company @_JupiterApp starting selling subscriptions this year. It’s been on/off for obvious pandemic reasons but thought I’d share the progress: We’re started the year with a redesign based off

Jawwad Farid

rebootdude

1/ I always wanted to be a citizen of the world.I keep an Excel file with a list of countries I have visited so far. Made it to 30 territories

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