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Kate Clanchy

KateClanchy1

The fraudster people just called my landline again. You know, the ones who say your internet is running out and they need to take control of your computer? I’ve put

Micah Chaim Thomas

micah_chaim

I've broken more chairs by sitting on them than Goldilocks. One time was at a girlfriend's friend's big family Thanksgiving. I went down, the chair legs went out, I kept

If Beale Street Could Twerk

camerouninema

Still side eye Hasan Minhaj for saying nigga in his comedy special tbh Well damn, I thought we all knew lol, he said straight up on Netflix just like that,

Laura Norkin

inLaurasWords

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew? I

Daniel Jonce Evans

danieljonce

If we want faster testing all we really need is a law that says our public servants get their tests last. Let's prioritize the people on the front lines and

binsung loving hours ✜

eternallyscb

here’s a thread of seungmin being a mayday that absolutely no one asked for !!! seungmin saying “are you a mayday” “me too” seungsung singing congratulations! go seungmin go! seungmin

hiro !?

vmiwn

vmin being intimidating — a thread surprise! ??? sleepy time !???????!!!??? hugs! •3• #vmin: *converse in soulmate telepathy* no one:vmin: *puppy eyes* ?????????????????????

Taya//The Bruja Shop

triniricanbruja

Pluto RetrogradePluto, the planet of death and rebirth goes retrograde today, which will last until October 6th. This is a good time to declutter your space, life, etc. Figure out

Alëna Iouguina

biologytodesign

Small businesses in Ottawa are in desperate need of government support. While we were quick to close our collective doors to help save lives, the government has been slow to

100 ʙᴀᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇs 💘

taonsil

it’s funny how ppl think buns are oversensitive when any of the members have a solo venture and their achievements as an individual are mentioned it’s a huge deal. I’m

Nesrin Amin (Bilmasri)

bilmasripodcast

Teaching translation in the age of an ever-more awesome Google Translate - thread (I know I’m Twitter-invisible so please do share to anyone who may want to engage) /1 So

Jennifer Mercieca

jenmercieca

Someone asked why all/most professors support @ewarren. Maybe it's because academics recognize Warren as our favorite colleague? If you're lucky your department has one person who will have good ideas

Hannah Erroneous

TheMonaOgg

Have been wrestling with the rebuke to the wicked son in the Pesach Seder for years. After an anonymous exchange with a supposed "Leftist" who wanted me to talk him

Today in DeFi

todayindefi

Today in DeFi Early Look: BasketDAOBasketDAO is a recently launched project that has vampire-forked Index Coop's DeFi Pulse Index(DPI)But more than a copy and paste, they've improved on DPI1/6: 2/6

Chris

CM2408

So, after today’s events in the @metpoliceuk it’s important we speak about custody.I am a custody Sgt, and have been for nearly 4 years, so kinda know what I’m talking

Hannah Jane Parkinson

ladyhaja

the time and cause of my death sorry for the poor quality, twitter feels the need to compress videos until they’re absolute shit. i daresay boris would have difficulty watching