#Straight

A friend to all is a friend to none

keepsitrustic

Exactly this time, last year, I gathered all the courage I had to ask @scorpentine out. I have never prepared for anything this much. And yet I changed the place

visa is almost done ✍🏾📖

visakanv

I think a major theme of my life’s work is going to be “how do we coordinate effectively to solve the asshole problem”. Assholes come in all shapes and sizes

Benthedawg

nkulushaba

I shouldn't have [part 17.1]16LI arrived 15 minutes early just to familiarize myself with the place. The place was packed,people dancing and drinking everywhere...ziwa strong!!! . I started having

DevolutionNotTelevis

MrSinnister91

But no...Republicans aren't racist. That's just the media. Yes, this may be a trashier Whire Republican, but I can pull out some higher level ones too dropping N-nukes on folks

🎡 Carnie Calamity 🎢 is thinkin' bout coasters ..

SongsandSorcery

Guide to Getting Your Artist RP Partner to Draw Art for You - Wait for them to draw art for you.- Be the world's biggest hype man.- That's it. That's

Ohpm

sphola_rose

I TOOK MY HUSBAND TO THE MORTUARY BECAUSE OF HIS ALCOHOLISMMy husband was a drunkard, every time I was called to go and take him from the gutters when he

Kam Williams 🐐

kswillofficial

#YangGang thread:How to canvass in a Deep Red location 101 (@YangVets can quote and correct if necessary):Carry a sign that says the following"Want to give back to our Veterans, LEO's,

danae ✨

byunwrecked

insisting that baekhyun should be referred to as a man, when in fact he IS a male and has always identified with he/him pronouns, isn't misogynistic...it's in fact basic respect

Natasha Haws

HawbagHaws

Right lads I want to talk about regional winter seasons in theatre and what they meanEvery penny of profit from panto goes straight back into the pot and is spent

greenteafiend

greenteafiend1

Story thread: a cautionary tale of why no one should ever go to jc for romantic advice.Or: Wwx foolishly goes to jc for romantic advice. Wwx needs a reality check.

Beth Moore

BethMooreLPM

Finished up 1st & 2nd Thess in my morning reading & turned back to the OT. (I go back & forth between the two) In Amos today. Remember, 1 reason

toasty

highway2O2

single dad jeongguk who is so accustomed to taking care of his daughter meticulously that when he takes taehyung out on a date he automatically bends down to tie his

Antihero

LastmanOnFire

I didn't say anything but I've had c*or*n@ since Wednesday night.Didn't get tested but there's no doubt in my mind this was it.Mainly didn't go to get checked out because

Itua

Onosaa

As an African, you’ll hear about the Great Wall of China 100 times before you ever hear a whisper about the Great Walls of Benin which was “4 times longer”Here

Ser Brienne of Snark

tennei

This is my proof in court when the judge asks how I’m sure my husband is cheating with the lady at our fave Jamaican restaurant. And I know for sure

Aaron Cooper

aarxn82

One time this girl and I were really into each other. Then one of her 'besties' was creeping on my twitter and was telling her my negative tweets were about