#Shit

Saifedean.com

saifedean

Burger King's industrial sludge burger destroys your health, tastes like shit & gives you manboobs, but that's a small price to pay to get to brag to your man-boobed NY

Blue on Blue

razzblues

Oh God.The number of idiots COVID-19 has given us.There were the LoCkDoWn ReVoLuTiOnArIes,the bad data scientists,the intersection of stupidity of IQ 77 & IQ 71 from MIT, the mein tay

#NoSmiling out 12/12

AwehBoetaMaks

Bro my plants are doing phenomenally. I've finally cracked the code for growing completely indoors. No pests coz I keep a mint tree in the grow tent. Next month I'm

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earthdomdirtbag

Lol I want to make this its own tweet, sorry. *Imo* Sagittarian people kind of grow up learning that they need to put this mask on. If you’re not happy,

lils ♡s gaby sofi & lauryn ★彡

hallwayhabits

ok - here's my rant on niall from the perspective of a washington, dc native (aka i've been immersed in american politics since a young age). both my parents are

Satsuki The Savage

kingdanielsjr

If you excuse the cops here, please block me. I'm tired, I'm exhausted. What's worse is I know that piece of shit cop won't be charged for murder. They aren't

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LOVHYUC

mark lee moments that seem fake but actually happened: a thread mark cutting fruit with scissors and the dreamies losing their shit “this is for you” [shoots and misses] mark’s

Nik ♌🌹🇵🇭 #Puhon #MassTestingNowPH

xxNik03

HEY. THERE'S A CHILD WHO'S WATCHING HERE! CAN YOU CALM YOURSELF? BOTH OF YOU? LOL. HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry guys but I really want to scream so loud but I can't. Huhu

〽️ax krieger's big moves

MaxKriegerVG

i've seen MANY aspiring indies/game dev students mobbing on game freak today.i did dumb shit when i was a student, too, so i'm gonna be earnest:insinuating that ppl /in your

Nikki

RagingRainbow

Having one of those annoying days where I feel productive but want to do too many things at once so I end up doing noting. Managed to settle on

Rebecca Gilliland (Gilli)

_RebeccaG_

I HIGHLY reccomend that everyone watches #ThePerfection on Netflix.We started it expecting Black Swan but with Cellists instead of Ballerinas.BUT WAIT:PLAGUEPSYCHO GIRLFRIENDGIRL HAVING A MELTDOWN ABOUT HOW SHE’S ABOUT TO

Sgaps®

OfentseZA

No offense mara nka mo gwaza a nye nna!!! A ka bona mmage!! He is not waking up the following day, ke mo ntsha ka kasi one way or another!!!

yes i’m wayv’s whore 🥴

DoyoungManikin

NCT 127 at the cookout; a thread. Taeil:- You’re family would love him - Most likely to show of his vocal skills and sing with your aunties and uncles that’s

The Tweet Sniper💥

IWashington

Him: “Things are getting crazy!”Me: “There are those out there that were crazy long before this pandemic was unleashed on us. Don’t buy into it when you see it here

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SomeBitchIKnow

Are we getting pissed about verbal blackface? I feel like we should be. #VerbalBlackface https://twitter.com/SomeBitchIKnow/status/1279080781068021760 Hey @JoeBiden said the n word twice on C-SPAN. Yes, he's quoting from the document

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HTPOKAKAA

@OlyPD called for a wellness check. Wife snatch our son out of bed and bailed. Just remembered, and made a second call, advising OPD that my son was at a