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Scout Tafoya
Honors_Zombie
TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7, let’s go you dumb bastard Oh shit yeah gimme that montage baby I’m dumb as shit, tell me about Vietnam! Oh shit Eddie’s here and
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Money Mage 🧙♂️
moneymagery
Here is a thoughtYou need an 'Emergency Fund'......no matter your wealth// THREAD // 1. Life is full of surprisesYou don't know what is around the cornerYou can't predict the unpredictableRoof
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gbemisoke
Gbemisoke
Fam, there are not enough problems in the world for any of us to have exclusivity. Whatever you're going through, I hope you can find some comfort in knowing you're
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spooky season 🌸
xara414
gonna make a reaction thread about this pepsi thing that eren keeps talking about HFDSKHSKGJSK WHAT DFHDHADR HDKGHSDK?????? WHATS YSERHK THAT'S A SHIT TON OF PROGRES???? FUCKIGN PEPSI GLOBE HSDGJASK
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Krall
Kralldady
Today in *What Made My Toddler Lose Her Shit* - Dad threw away the banana peel -Dad thought “bubbles” meant she wanted bubbles in the bath. This was a terrible
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ꪑꪖꫀ
sIipkntt
white ppl are smth else why would i buy ugly earrings that are polaroids painted white with black and red sharpie used to badly draw 2 unidentical manny heffleys with
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🌻 rumi
sunflokoo
THIS THIS THIS bringing up the tannies struggles and villanizing this company or that person or this show is really.... it gets so uncomfortable for me to watch... bc 1)
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dykesforharry
larry is a cult — a thread: literally speaking, a cult is a social group that’s defined by their beliefs or it’s common interest in a personality. in this case,
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ricki
rickilenae
i used to be fucking this up on the wiihttps://twitter.com/smilexmj/status/1253316052429099012 if i didn’t sell my wii, i’d be playing this shit in quarantine rn hope everyone is staying safe!
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Dolci @ JAMIL VIPER YOUR RING FINGER PLEASE
jakuraidere
Ok I couldn't sleep unless I posted this but I've already seen multiple ppl on the TL shit on Twisted Wonderland without knowing anything about itFirst of all these characters,
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🥂 marquis de posade 🏖
acczibit
Why are these brainlets so obsessed with China having free speech, do they think it'll actually result in some flourishing anti-CCP discourse and not just 500 books a week getting
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Courtney Milan 🦖
courtneymilan
There are a couple really annoying things about the hydroxychloroquine thing. 1) Is it an effective therapy for COVID? Possibly. We need more study to know for sure. There are
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peter
fagomatic
gotta start brainstorming a new account. something to devastate the pundits. -develop fake persona with a series of medium pieces published pseudonymously over several months-develop loyal twitter following-leverage relationships with
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Yeerk.P 🦆
PYeerk
All 'left' art is like a confrontational message from the artist to a 'bad third party' priorly agreed-upon by artist and audience, and the audience's way of 'enjoying it' is
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catradora brain rot ✿
wandalehnsherr
lizzie olsen being a dumb bitch: a thread starting off w this legend i sill can't breathe SHE SAID IM THE INFINITY STONE MY LUNGIES "because that's how they wrote
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AKA Verity Reynolds
danialexis
The worst part of this chart so far is the realization that I don't know what green feels like.https://twitter.com/SilverLiningCos/status/1331281607764836352 I don't just mean during the pandemic.I mean ever, in my
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