#Shit

45th Parallel Absurdist Brigade

45thabsurdist

Editorial:We once told @suzettesmith that we’d do a thread of jokes about proudboys. @genialanarchist has provided the impetus. So here we are. Ahem:Q: What do you call a proud boy’s

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CasualAssMari

I wanna play You a squirter ain’t you? You look like you give head for 20 mins but miss the clit the whole time Watch out for Mr. Bitches

Jessica Grace 🌹

IsicaLynn

I worked in commercial real estate with Walmart as a client. My employers would send me to council meetings. Neighborhood groups & citizens protested. They didn’t want a Walmart because

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chonideno

lrt //sometimes adults in fandom /are/ gross. you're responsible for keeping a foot in reality in all your interactions with minors. don't send them porn, don't call them "kitten", don't

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localquackhead

This post is insanity lmfaohttps://twitter.com/MapleSpecter/status/1298509124628602881 Never have I ever met a right wing person that wanted to "hunt black people for sport", but I have talked to left wing radicals

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S0loBen

Anyways I’m sobbing. Somebody broke into my apartment and stole everything. I’m broke af. The door wasn’t forced. Everything was closed I always make sure to close everything like a

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mcmansionhell

my contribution to gifted kid discourse is that I deeply needed a psychologist and they gave me brain puzzles instead hot take: don’t segregate children by how smart adults think

Vegan Thee Stallion (they/them) Ⓥ

thevegandylan

White people. Did you ever hate being white as kids and wanted to be born a different race instead? When I was a kid, I wanted straight blonde hair. Much

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uu1iu

Cant believe today's topic is privileged people fighting over whose room/house is more minimalist. Rich people really trying to brag about having less items than other rich people. The concept

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a6doff

Just saw something utterly disgusting.I can understand if some of you want to hate me for some disagreement on my own opinion, however, what I can't understand is just straight

Raine - 5.25 Spoilers!

StormDriven

actually i just wanna make a dumb scholar tricks thread bc i mained this class at the beginning of shb and i learned SO MUCH from those few months alonenote:

Roadside Mum

RoadsideMum

Right let's clear a few things up about food...1. A £2 chicken won't make 3 family meals without A Lot of help. Potatoes, carrots, peas, gravy, bread, butter, salt, pepper

Shawn Connolly Will ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD

dcb42

oh heyI don't think I ever shared my ACAB storylemme tell you about how I was at the very periphery of the Battle of Seattle in 1999 So in mid-1999

Justunbalanced

Justunbalanced1

@EthanDolan, i can tell you you are not alone, but i know this won't help you, i can tell you we re here for you, and i know it won't

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PeachMilfshake

Its just getting a *little* exhausting having 1. Upper middle classor2. still living with parentsleftists, telling poor leftists what to do with their money. "Arm yourself NOW" screech the upper

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RafaelRoden

Straight Black men can't express their sexuality because they're wholly confused about what even constitutes a being straight and fear being labeled gay so much they don't veer off from