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Clive
vanillawallah
I just remembered that the semi final loss isn't a one day disaster, it's two days disaster. BC, we have to relive that pain for two fucking days. Fucking hell.
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Johnny Doth Edible Hath Kickethed In
JohnPA598
It really is funny to me that there are loads of people who get up in arms when you state the objective fact that the US has committed equally as
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𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵🦋🇸🇦
aImirxn
Reminder that this lad is one of the most overrated centre halves in the game. i said OVERRATED not SHIT, ffs ahahaa
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Chris Cox
bigcox
Just remembered the time I got locked out of my hotel room with all my stuff in it. I asked to be let back in. They asked for my ID.
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des🍃 selfie pinned!!
lcvelysdream
lmao i just wanna know why everyone on this damn app is always so angry towards mcyt stans? like i’ve seen so many things about “you can stop talking about
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Aaron Matthew
kraft_macnchees
Marvel Movies in order ‘cause we got nothing but time Captain America: The First Avenger - slapped. Kind of the gives the little guys hope. And who doesn’t love
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RR la flor
kingfleurr
why it’s hard to date Cancer: Cancers are natural lovers and nurturers but Cancers fear abandonment. Cancers are highly intuitive and sensitive. Cancers will notice the smallest change in another
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uh-lee-yah 🦄 NYC
AaliyahDae
Let me tell y’all a crazy story. It is practically unbelievable.So I’m out at Petsmart waiting for my dogs to come out of the pet hospital right. Side note; I
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JD
JD_quietly
Quarantine is making ppl regress into all kinds of shit, & me too ofc. I sometimes get a wave of sadness tho cos j bc I know I "can do"
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indypenguince
indypenguince
A wee thread (my1st I think) as I wanted to follow on from a discussion last night. I have no real reason or need to he anon on here. Apart
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Donaeld The Unready
donaeldunready
Don't give them a fucking medal, you useless inbred ponyfuckers, give them the basically adequate PPE they should've had from the start and the pay rise you voted down and
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LR| CEO Of Chadness| Finishing NG+ P5R
LRTheChad
I AM SINGLE AGAIN I CAN BE HORNY ON TWITTER WITHOUT FEELING BAD HELL YEAH! Before any SJW come in here to tell me I cant be happy about this
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Quinn Murphy
qh_murphy
So, hey.Yesterday I joked about RPGs and my wallet. I think a few folk got where I was going, but I was...disappointed in the response I got.Here is me being
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neojihoon
if stans are popping their veins off about pirating a $30 concert can we talk about all the maltreatment sm is doing to their artists considering that they get less
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Mike the Therapist 🌈🌱😈
sacwriter
Though I'm no longer a pastor, I still get bulletins from my denomination.And today, I received one telling us there will be training for how to address sexual assault by
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Josh🦦
offtwopercs
wild things i’ve done in my life. a threadhttps://twitter.com/_yelsew___/status/1384905639160340480 threw glass onto the road so cars could drive over it and pop their tires in 3rd grade after school i’d
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