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GeeDee215
you're stuck at home with your grade schoolers, which means they've been blessing you with some grade-schooler humor. knock-knock jokes, awful-mazing puns, etc.pls share those jokes with the rest
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Simon Lester
snlester
Kamala Harris during the debates: "I am not a protectionist Democrat. Look, we need to sell our stuff. And that means we need to sell it to people overseas. That
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Pinot You Didn't
PinotYouDidnt
White people say that we want to burn it all down, but we say that with the comfortable, privileged knowledge that we're never going to catch on fire.And since we're
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Koalaquarelle
koalaquarelle
I'm gonna be 24 in 24 days, so until then, I'll write a fact about me everyday.Who cares ? Well, I don't know but Let's go ! 1. My name
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Final Exam Horror Trivia
FinalExamTrivia
Halloween is a time that means an awful lot to monster kids. It’s a day when we can celebrate our weirdness, our dark side, and our fears without feeling quite
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Pulp Covers
PulpCovers
Tell me this wouldn't make a great background for a video conference? "Thanks for joining this video call.... um, what's that going on behind you?" "No, this is a fine
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Rosa Brooks
brooks_rosa
1/ @nilsgilman We ran simulation exercises under the name the "TRANSITION Integrity Project" (not "election integrity" for a reason: we worried that the period between Election Day and Inauguration might
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puekoo
ok i am the most paranoid person i know bruh )48748%*#£,£|{ so my mom got a new job recently and she works outside ,, and her mask is pretty thin
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Dr. P
dr_dvonp
Y'all can keep getting mad at me and that's fine. Because as someone not in Smash and who exists in the real world, regardless of the time frame this was
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Ballatw
Ballatw
Orgs pulling out of Fortnite is a direct result of no/less official broadcasts.Ecosystem is important.When one of the most OG and successful teams (@GhostGaming) is dropping their players you have
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shrub ✿
bananowl
i think so many people without body dysmorphia thinks it is a choice to focus on our appearance and get hung up about it and we shouldn't bc the woke
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Alex Baker
alexbakerman
(1/6) Time for some straightforwardness.The Government wouldn’t lock us down again UNLESS they felt it was the only way of preventing the NHS from becoming overwhelmed (and lots of people
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James Clewlow
JamesClewlow_
How Much Water You Should Be HavingWater intake is something we never talk about, yet it is so important in many different ways.You should never wait until you feel thirsty
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Laurie Voss
seldo
People talking about the Uighurs in China as if the US isn't in the middle of months and months of protests about the systemic discrimination against, persecution and extrajudicial murder
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Angelique
exhaustedferret
Okay, here it goes. TW// racism, ableism, spoilers for the series finale of the 100Before I start, I want to make it clear that I’m coming from the perspective of
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Atomic Squirrel
Correspondguy
@PapaBirdJake, I butted in on a conversation to pick a nit, but it’s a thing that matters a lot to me, so here’s my point: The text of the Constitution
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