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John | Elite Life Lessons

elitelifelesson

Lessons Learned From Joseph Allen @AGT Performance A Thread For about a week now I've been watching @ItsJosephAllen audition on AGTIt reminds me so much of this side of TwitterLet

Philip Nolan

philipnolan1

I think a lot of us get jittery as the next phase approaches. All my bad days (well, two or three) have been just before fresh announcements, or change. It’s

Brian Bateson

Bateson_AB

This journalist can laugh at the Premier or we can just look at the facts.Here are the facts for Melbourne, Australia:It was illegal to stray more than 25km from your

Dumle🌹

dumlebarii__

What is it with women and dragging men daily?? I was scrolling through my TL and saw a post by this girl, she’s so pretty and I decided to like

Will Wants 'Russian Asset Potpourri' for $800 Alex

bywillpollock

colonoscopy during global pandemic and Russian-mob takeover ain’t such a great ideabut that’s what I’m doing Monday morningany words of wisdom? if I tweet weird shit over the weekend you’ll

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RangKalita

The Sangh that never was! (It needs to be made into one) How the Commie parasites infiltrated Scamgress after its '69 split, and how they used this to enable their

Rachel Chan

RachelChan42br

1/7 Seeing as nothing seems to make sense atm, I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring.My mother tongue is Hakka. It's an odd dialect, a cross between Mandarin

R✿YA ʚɞ THEY/THEM

16jinsouls

hey this is a thread on why mocking “picky eaters” is ableist and just general pretty fucking shitty MAJOR TW FOR DISCUSSIONS OF RELATIONSHIPS W FOOD / FOOD / EATING

Holden Shearer

HoldenShearer

Seeing some folks I follow circulating a point that's worth drawing a bit of attention to. One of the oldest canards in low-denominator comedy is that women are inscrutable and

ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs

MorlockP

1/there may already be a name for the phenomena, but if not, I nominate "iron catastrophe" - when a star has used up most of the hydrogen, helium, etc. it

Sean Kennelly

SPKennelly

Imagine you knew you were dying and yet couldn’t meet, talk, laugh, cry, with your family and loved ones. About a third of our 30k+ NH residents in Ireland die

twitchy 👻

cringefem

what is tourette’s syndrome, a thread tourette’s syndrome is a neurological disorder characterized by tics, which are involuntary movements or vocalizations. tics can be simple (generally one fluid movement or

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backtomolly

Welcome to 'learn about SF9' with Andreea - Class for @staytinyie -Kim Youngbin The leader, the father of the group. This man scream duality. He's the lead rapper and

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Emlee_J

Humour in writing! [Thread]Okay I was talking to friends about this and now I have Thoughts so I'm going to collect them here! Quick (she says) thread on writing humour

Spies Like Us

RealStealthSpy

THREAD: 2020 Taught in History1. Imagine trying teaching today’s reality to a Junior High history class in 100 years. Here is an futuristic attempt:"Well kids, it was a brilliant counter-insurgency,

FrenchK 💕🧡

FrenchK_writes

-Part 9-When morning hits, or whatever time it is, she’s awakened by Bakugou pulling his softened dick out of her. There’s no question this time about what they did. Granted,

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